LATE NITE CATECHISM COMES TO ST. ALPHONSUS LIGUORI SCHOOL! ONE PERFORMANCE ONLY!

Call it Loretta Young meets Carol Burnett and Whoopi Goldberg. Late Nite Catechism is part catechism class, part stand-up routine. Written by Vicki Quade & Maripat Donovan, it’s an interactive comedy, one of the longest running shows in Chicago and U.S. theater history.

And, this year, Late Nite Catechism marks its 30th anniversary.

As part of its anniversary celebration, Late Nite Catechism is coming for one performance only to St. Alphonsus Liguori School, on Saturday, September 9.

The New York Times calls it, "hilarious, well-written and inspired." Jeffrey Lyons from TV’s Sneak Previews calls Late Nite Catechism "something to savor and enjoy....one of the most intimate, rewarding shows in town."

You, the audience member, are part of Sister’s class. She’ll take you back to the days of the Latin Mass, meatless Fridays, and remind you about that good old ruler across the knuckles!

Late Nite Catechism is an uproariously funny play. Throughout the course of the play, Sister rewards audience members for correct answers with glow-in-the-dark rosaries and other nifty prizes. Naughty students may well find themselves on stage sitting in a corner reflecting their actions. The play is a sharp satire, but never mean. It’s simply an evening of fun and laughter.

Early Bird: $25 Regular: $30 Table: $250

Tickets go on sale July 1. Show is for adults 21 & up. Tickets can be purchased online or in person at the school office or rectory. Tickets will also be available at the door. Online orders may be picked up at will call. Early Bird Special ends 9/6.

Doors open at 6:30 PM, and the show begins at 8:00 PM. There will be a cash bar. No outside drinks will be allowed. Food will not be served, but ticket holders are encouraged to bring food to share with their table.

RSVP FOR GRANDPARENTS DAY AND THE PARENT/GRANDPARENT LUNCH ON FEBRUARY 2

All parents and grandparents are invited to have a hotdog lunch with students on February 2!

That Thursday will begin with grandparents being invited to visit the classrooms and participate in an event with students starting at 11 am. They can switch to a different classroom at 11:15 or stay in the class until 11:30 am. Please email your child's teacher/s if grandparents will attend so they can plan.

The Scholastic Book Fair will be open until 11:30 that day for parents and grandparents to visit.

At 11:30 am parents and grandparents are invited to the gym for a hotdog lunch with students! Please RSVP below. Lunch is free but if you would like to donate buns, chips, plates, napkins, or money to help please send to the office. Please fill out the volunteer form sent earlier if you can help. Lunch is from 11:30-12:30 followed by the Variety Show put on by our students for your entertainment! We are looking forward to a fun and exciting day!